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Morning Routine

Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 11:22 am

Every morning is the same thing.

A few minutes before the alarm clock goes off, my dog snuggles next to me and breathes into my face his distress facing the fact I’m still in bed. I stay impassible, I’m the head of the pack after all.

The alarm clock goes off. I turn it off and head for the bathroom where I have a shower.

When I come back in the bedroom, I realise that my dog is cuddling next to my wife and sleeps in my spot.




Oh Cecilia, you’re breaking my heart
You’re shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecilia, I’m down on my knees
I’m begging you please to come home

Oh Cecilia, you’re breaking my heart
You’re shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecilia, I’m down on my knees
I’m begging you please to come home
Come on home

Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia
Up in my bedroom (making love)
I got up to wash my face
When I come back to bed
Someone’s taken my place


Oh Cecilia, you’re breaking my heart
You’re shaking my confidence daily
Oh, Cecilia, I’m down on my knees
I’m begging you please to come home
Come on home

Jubilation, she loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I’m laughing,
Jubilation, she loves me again,
I fall on the floor and I’m laughing


One Response for the article: “Morning Routine”

  1. Petite Fille shares this opinion with us:

    Oooh, simon and garfunkel…

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